Alice — Season 7

Oct 198230m

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

Oct 198230m

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

Oct 198230m

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

Oct 198230m

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Nov 198230m

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

Nov 198230m

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

Jan 198330m

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

Jan 198330m

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Feb 198330m

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

Mar 198330m

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Mar 198330m

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

Mar 198330m

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Mar 198330m

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Apr 198330m

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Apr 198330m

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

Apr 198330m

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

May 198330m

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

May 198330m

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

May 198330m

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

May 198330m

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Jun 198330m

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

Jun 198330m

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

Sept 198330m

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.