24 episodesFirst aired 16 September 1972
E1Sept 197225m
After he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.
E2Sept 197225m
Archie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.
E3Sept 197225m
Archie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker's household.
E4Oct 197225m
Gloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.
E5Oct 197225m
Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.
E6Oct 197225m
Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.
E7Oct 197225m
Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.
E8Nov 197225m
Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.
E9Nov 197225m
On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.
E10Nov 197225m
The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.
E11Dec 197225m
Mike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.
E12Dec 197225m
When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers one of the tickets is a winner; but there is a catch; Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her.
E13Dec 197225m
Archie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.
E14Dec 197225m
Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.
E15Jan 197325m
Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he's black.
E16Jan 197325m
Middle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract a sexy young bedmate named Tina. But by episode's end, Archie is made to realize how lucky he is to be spending his declining years with a loving wife like Edith.
E17Jan 197325m
Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.
E18Feb 197325m
Archie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion-- until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.
E19Feb 197325m
Archie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it's stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.
E20Feb 197325m
Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.
E21Mar 197325m
It's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.
E22Mar 197325m
Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma
E23Mar 197325m
After an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.
E24Mar 197325m
In a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.
