Crank Yankers — Season 5

Sept 201923m

Spoonie Luv’s sex life gets ruined by birds, Birchum pesters a yoga studio, and an aspiring job applicant brags about her stunning looks.

Oct 201923m

Shasta calls neighborhood watch on a white guy, a vape shop fields a complaint from Dr. Penis, and Elmer is thrilled with his new adult diapers.

Oct 201923m

Bobby tries a matchmaking service, Nikki Glaser calls a restaurant about an unusual allergy, and Hadassah lists her demands for a prospective employer.

Oct 201923m

Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld makes a career change, Elmer calls a party store looking for balloons, and Spoonie Luv gets thrown for a loop.

Oct 201923m

A haunted hotel gets a call from an interested guest, Hadassah wants a no-touch massage, and a woman plans to perform Wiccan rituals at a lumberyard.

Nov 201923m

An angry girlfriend calls a hat shop to complain about her boyfriend's fedora, The Truth wants to set up a book signing, and Niles Standish has to get rid of some lice.

Nov 201923m

A woman is furious about her boyfriend's obsession with "Red Dead Redemption," a wannabe performer calls an acting school, and Terrence tries to plan Paris Hilton's wedding.

Nov 201923m

A rich bro tries to get a new festival off the ground, Spoonie Luv wants to purchase the perfect mattress, and Gladys needs help from a psychic.

Dec 201923m

Bobby wants a pizza delivery guy to pick up his grandma from the police station, Elmer eats an earbud, and hemp milk brings back memories of Vietnam for Birchum.

Dec 201923m

Gladys wants to trademark a popular phrase, a cat orders cleaners for his owner's apartment, and Terrence asks Bobby Brown to change his name for Millie Bobby Brown.

Apr 202023m

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Apr 202023m

Kevin Nealon places an emphatic flower order; Spoonie Luv tries to take a very early family photo; and Bobby seeks acupuncture for his chronic belching.

Apr 202023m

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May 202023m

May 202023m

Terrence plans a gender reveal for DJ Khaled; Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim negotiate a "legally" fun time; and Heidi Gardner practices condescending philanthropy.

May 202023m

May 202023m

Jun 202023m

Landalious pitches his own wine brand Elmer tries to find his missing gym clothes and Bobby tries to leverage his Yelp notoriety to get special treatment at a restaurant.