How I Met Your Mother — Season 3
20 episodesFirst aired 24 September 2007
It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.
E1Wait for It
7.7Sept 200721m
Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
E2We're Not from Here
7.2Oct 200721m
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
E3Third Wheel
7.3Oct 200723m
Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
E4Little Boys
7.3Oct 200723m
Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
E5How I Met Everyone Else
8.1Oct 200723m
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
E6I'm Not That Guy
7.6Oct 200723m
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
E7Dowisetrepla
7.6Nov 200721m
Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
E8Spoiler Alert
8.1Nov 200721m
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
E9Slapsgiving
8.1Nov 200723m
Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
E10The Yips
7.5Nov 200723m
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
E11The Platinum Rule
7.8Dec 200721m
Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
E12No Tomorrow
7.5Mar 200821m
Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
E13Ten Sessions
8.0Mar 200823m
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
E14The Bracket
7.9Mar 200821m
Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
E15The Chain of Screaming
7.6Apr 200823m
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
E16Sandcastles in the Sand
7.6Apr 200823m
Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
E17The Goat
7.6Apr 200823m
Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
E18Rebound Bro
7.6May 200821m
Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
E19Everything Must Go
7.2May 200821m
When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
E20Miracles
7.9May 200823m
Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.
