Mystery Science Theater 3000 — The Return
14 episodesFirst aired 14 April 2017
Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.
E1Reptilicus
8.2Apr 20171h 30m
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
E2Cry Wilderness
8.0Apr 20171h 29m
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
E3The Time Travelers
7.6Apr 20171h 27m
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
E4Avalanche
8.4Apr 20171h 32m
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
E5The Beast of Hollow Mountain
7.8Apr 20171h 26m
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
E6Starcrash
7.5Apr 20171h 29m
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
E7The Land That Time Forgot
8.2Apr 20171h 28m
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
E8The Loves of Hercules
7.0Apr 20171h 26m
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
E9Yongary
8.0Apr 20171h 27m
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
E10Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
8.0Apr 20171h 28m
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
E11Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
7.5Apr 20171h 29m
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
E12Carnival Magic
7.8Apr 20171h 30m
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
E13The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
8.0Apr 20171h 28m
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
E14At the Earth's Core
7.8Apr 20171h 34m
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.