26 episodesFirst aired 4 July 2013
Jul 201319m
Because nothing says "Happy 200th, America" like crappy "collectibles", Up With People and bizarre Government films.
Jul 201322m
Featuring such great (non-)hits from the likes of Hairy Nielsen, BAAB, William Turkey and many, many more! Order today!!!
Aug 201326m
What do you mean Ben is fashion-challenged?
Aug 201327m
Seeing as the Archive somehow managed to hit the 30 episode mark, it seemed like a good time to throw a nice, little (tax-deductible) party. Plus, Ben sings a viewer poll-selected song (a move that was instantly regretted by all who voted).
Aug 201320m
Covert broadcasts...and how to decode them (your results may vary).
Sept 201316m
Or, as Ben likes to call it, the Max Headroom Incident's annoying, less creative little brother.
Sept 201316m
And Ben thought it would just be another cool toy for his collection. How naive...
Sept 201327m
Learn to gamble--Archive style! God help us...
Oct 201328m
Come visit the Archive Children's Disco before it's condemned!
Oct 201330m
Forced to discuss his fourth knockoff Disco record in a row, Ben has a slight meltdown.
Nov 201314m
VHS vs. Beta? How 1977...
Nov 201322m
Ben's still having nightmares about being forced to play charades with Rich Little.
Dec 201322m
An interesting, but (unsurprisingly) failed, early attempt at multimedia interactivity.
Dec 201325m
Five forgotten holiday albums that will...more than likely remain forgotten.
Jan 201420m
Have you ever wanted to make "melons" in real estate? If so, you've come to the right place!
Jan 201429m
...because salesmen need the comfort of knowing that their product is truly the answer to all problems (consumerist OR existential).
Jan 201417m
Don't screw with Jam Handy!
Feb 201422m
The Archive is currently experiencing technical difficulties...LOTS of them...and Ben refuses to take responsibility. So there.
Feb 201424m
If V.D. really is for everybody, why don't I have it?
Mar 201418m
...because only Ben would be stupid enough to devote an entire regular Archive episode to between-show filler.
Mar 201438m
Alternate Title: Why Ben should never make a full "behind-the-scenes" episode. Alternate Title #2: Ben stammers for 38 minutes. Alternate Title #3: Why Ben will never get a date.
Apr 201431m
The Archive gathers together all your favorite '70's hits--then realizes that the major labels, the RIAA, etc. would have our nuts in a sling over it. More ripoff records it is then! All 70's edition!
Apr 201414m
Wait, there's a logic to all this?
May 201424m
It's time for a few changes in Archiveland.
May 201419m
***THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A ***SEVERE FALSE NOSTALGIA WARNING*** FOR YOUR AREA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE***
May 201427m
Alternate Title: How to Survive an Unprovoked Attack From Your Electric Mixer.