24 episodesFirst aired 12 September 1989
E1Sept 198923m
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
E2Sept 198923m
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
E3Sept 198923m
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
E4Oct 198923m
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
E5Oct 198923m
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
E6Oct 198923m
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
E7Oct 198923m
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
E8Nov 198923m
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
E9Nov 198923m
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
E10Nov 198923m
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
E11Dec 198923m
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
E12Dec 198923m
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
E13Jan 199023m
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
E14Jan 199023m
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
E15Jan 199023m
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
E16Jan 199023m
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
E17Feb 199023m
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
E18Feb 199023m
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
E19Feb 199023m
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
E20Feb 199023m
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
E21Mar 199023m
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
E22Apr 199023m
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
E23May 199023m
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
E24May 199023m
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.