Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy — Season 1
50 episodesFirst aired 10 September 2008
E1Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Sept 20082m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
E2A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Sept 20081m
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
E3Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Sept 20081m
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
E4Adopted
Sept 20082m
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
E5A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Sept 20081m
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
E6Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Oct 20081m
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
- E7
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Oct 20082m
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
E8Cat Staff Meeting
Oct 20081m
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
E9Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Oct 20081m
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
E10Marital Troubles
Nov 20081m
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
E11Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Nov 20081m
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
E12Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Dec 20081m
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
E13The Frog Prince
Dec 20081m
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
E14Monkeys Talk About Religion
Jan 20091m
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
E15Mountain Climber
Jan 20091m
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
E16Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Jan 20091m
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
E17Mad Cow Disease
Jan 20091m
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
E18The Bartender Says...
Feb 20091m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
E19Backstage with Bob Dylan
Feb 20091m
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
E20Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Feb 20091m
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
E21Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Apr 20091m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
E22Things You Never Hear
May 20092m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
E23A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Jun 20091m
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
E24AIDS Patient Zero
May 20092m
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
E25Name That Animal Penis!
May 20092m
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
E26Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 20092m
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
E27Sex with... #1
May 20091m
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
E28A Fat Guy Working Out
May 20091m
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
E29A Gay Knight
May 20091m
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
E30A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 20091m
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
E31Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 20093m
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
E32Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 20092m
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
E33Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 20091m
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
E34He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 20092m
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
E35Sex with... #2
May 20091m
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
E36Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 20091m
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
E37The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 20092m
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
E38Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 20091m
To have sexual relations with your mother.
E39Sex with... #3
May 20091m
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
E40Dirty Vaudeville
May 20091m
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
E41Fat Jesus
May 20092m
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
E42Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 20091m
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
E43The Sneeze Throw-Up
May 20091m
Exactly what it says on the tin...
E44The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 20091m
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
E45Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 20091m
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
E46Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 20091m
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
E47Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 20091m
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
E48Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 20091m
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
E49Sheep Shearing
May 20092m
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
E50What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 20091m
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.