ted — Season 2
8 episodesFirst aired 5 March 2026
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire). Matty is a blustering, blue-collar Bostonian who sees himself as the unequivocal boss of the house and doesn't like anyone challenging him, particularly his liberal-minded niece. Susan is kind, selfless, and almost pathologically sweet when it comes to caring for her family. Blaire is an outspoken college student who often finds herself at odds with her more traditional-minded relatives.
E1Talk Dirty to Me
8.1Mar 202634m
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
E2Mrs. Robicheck
8.3Mar 202634m
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
E3Dungeons & Dealers
7.8Mar 202631m
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
E4The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
7.5Mar 202637m
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
E5The Sword in the Stoned
7.9Mar 202633m
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
E6Roe v. Weed
7.6Mar 202632m
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
E7Susan Is the New Black
7.6Mar 202633m
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
E8Fraudcast News
7.7Mar 202633m
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.