The Cyanide & Happiness Show — Season 3
10 episodesFirst aired 2 February 2017
E1Now That's What I Call Pain
Feb 2017
Ultrasoldier is back and he's more ultra than ever. Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm - a pain-storm, that is.
E2Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time
Feb 2017
A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.
E3Now That's What I Call a Story.
Feb 2017
Cory just wants to play video games. Cory's dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had until things go bad.
E4Now That's What I Call Spooky
Feb 2017
Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there's a haunted house.
E5Now That's When I Call These Guys
Feb 2017
E6Now That's What I Call The News
May 2017
Tonight's Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.
E7Now That's What I Call A Musical
May 2017
The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God's plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating.
E8Now That's What I Call Depressing
May 2017
This story is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.
E9Now That's When I Call Those Guys
May 2017
You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout. Find out what it's all about.
E10Now That's That
May 2017
A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.
