The George Carlin Show — Season 1
14 episodesFirst aired 16 January 1994
E1When Unexpected Things Happen to George
Jan 199430m
In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.
- E2
George Sees an Airplane
6.0Jan 199430m
George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.
- E3
George Goes on a Date (1)
Feb 199430m
George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
- E4
George Goes on a Date (2)
Feb 199430m
Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)
- E5
George Helps Sidney
Feb 199430m
George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.
- E6
George Expresses Himself
Feb 199430m
A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.
- E7
George Gets Some Money
Mar 199430m
George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.
- E8
George Destroys a Way of Life
Mar 199430m
Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.
- E9
George Loses His Thermos
Mar 199430m
After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.
- E10
George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
Apr 199430m
George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
- E11
George Speaks His Mind
Apr 199430m
After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.
- E12
George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight
May 199430m
George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.
- E13
George Plays a Mean Pinball
May 199430m
After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.
- E14
George Lifts the Holy Spirit
May 199430m
Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.