Two and a Half Men — Season 7

Sept 200921m

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Sept 200920m

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Oct 200919m

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Oct 200920m

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

Oct 200921m

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Nov 200920m

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Nov 200922m

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Nov 200920m

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Nov 200921m

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

Dec 200920m

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Dec 200919m

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

Jan 201022m

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Jan 201020m

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Feb 201021m

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Feb 201022m

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Mar 201021m

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Mar 201021m

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Mar 201021m

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Apr 201018m

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

May 201021m

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

May 201021m

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

May 201021m

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.