10 episodesFirst aired 12 February 2009
Feb 200915m
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Feb 200915m
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Feb 200915m
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Mar 200915m
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Mar 200915m
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Mar 200915m
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Mar 200915m
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Apr 200915m
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Apr 200915m
Xavier has amnesia.
Apr 200915m
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.