Conan — Season 2
162 episodesFirst aired 7 November 2011
E1The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement
Nov 2011
Adam Sandler, Christina Tosi and musical guest Joe Jonas
- E2
Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey
Nov 2011
Julie Bowen, Travis Rice and comedian Maria Bamford
- E3
Mime Riot
Nov 2011
Joel McHale, Cheryl Hines and comedian Jesse Popp
- E4
The Illiterate Merderer
Nov 2011
Kirsten Dunst, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Mariachi El Bronx
- E5
The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?
Nov 2011
LL Cool J, Grayson MacLean and comedian Christian Finnegan
- E6
Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes
Nov 2011
Jeff Goldblum, Adam Scott and musical guest Childish Gambino
- E7
Siri Shows Her Boobs
Nov 2011
Nicole Polizzi, Rob Riggle and musical guest Pegi Young and the Survivors
- E8
A Man for All Flu Seasons
Nov 2011
Kristen Stewart, Jimmy Pardo and comedian Pete Holmes
- E9
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3
Nov 2011
Jason Segel, Shaun-T and musical guest Das Racist
- E10
What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad
Nov 2011
Nathan Fillion, Angela Kinsey and musical guest Morrissey
- E11
Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi
Nov 2011
Claire Danes, Nick Kroll and comedian Michael Kosta
- E12
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!
Dec 2011
Zooey Deschanel, Harland Williams and comedian Laurie Kilmartin
- E13
The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament
Dec 2011
Alec Baldwin, Damon Wayans Jr. and musical guest Yelawolf
- E14
What the Butler Smelled
Dec 2011
Sofia Vergara, Paul F. Tompkins and comedian Tig Notaro
- E15
Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More
Dec 2011
Michael Moore, Ellie Kemper and comedian Sean Patton
- E16
Armageddon Comes to Quiznos
Dec 2011
Jeremy Piven, Mike Mizanin and musical guest Blink 182
- E17
Return to A-Hole Acres
Dec 2011
Rob Lowe, Donald Faison and musical guest Noel Gallagher
- E18
It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet
Dec 2011
Bob Costas, Nick Frost and comedian Nick Vatterott
- E19
Miracle Whip on 34th Street
Dec 2011
Christoph Waltz, Mike Zohn & Evan Michelson and musical guest Deer Tick
- E20
The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!
Dec 2011
Dax Shepard, Kunal Nayyar and musical guest Dawes
- E21
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle
Dec 2011
Seth MacFarlane, Elle Fanning and musical guest The Klezmatics
- E22
Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah
Dec 2011
Patton Oswalt, Kevin Lee and comedian Joe Mande
- E23
The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings
Dec 2011
Charles Barkley, Marc Maron and musical guest John Pizzarelli
- E24
Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve
Dec 2011
Thomas Haden Church, Claire Smith and musical guest Glen Campbell
- E25
May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended
Jan 2012
Gary Oldman, Judy Greer and musical guest Everlast
- E26
Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old
Jan 2012
Emmy Rossum, Dave Attell and musical guest Chris Isaak
- E27
Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude
Jan 2012
Johnny Galecki, Mindy Kaling and comedian Tom Papa
- E28
Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!
Jan 2012
Seth Green, David Cross and musical guest Gavin DeGraw
- E29
Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y
Jan 2012
Chelsea Handler, Billy Eichner and musical comedy by Doyle & Debbie
- E30
The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes
Jan 2012
Jack McBrayer, Justin Verlander and comedian Dwayne Perkins
- E31
The Mime Whisperer
Jan 2012
Ricky Gervais, Wladimir Klitschko and musical guest James Durbin
- E32
The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar
Jan 2012
Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Merchant and musical guest St. Vincent
- E33
The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day
Jan 2012
Antonio Banderas, Fred Armisen and musical guest Blake Mills
- E34
Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove
Jan 2012
Shaun White, Jordan Peele and musical guest Sammy Adams
- E35
This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network
Jan 2012
Billy Gardell, Gina Carano and comedian Owen Smith
- E36
The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College
Jan 2012
Casey Anderson, Morena Baccarin and musical guest Wilco
- E37
The Bourne Again Ultimatum
Jan 2012
Sam Worthington, Julie Nunes and world champion whipcracker Adam Winrich
- E38
Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!
Jan 2012
Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant and comedian John Mulaney
- E39
We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.
Jan 2012
Cuba Gooding Jr, Jon Heder and musical guest They Might be Giants
- E40
A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies
Jan 2012
Maya Rudolph, Chris Gethard and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
- E41
The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks
Jan 2012
Simon Helberg, Chris Kyle
- E42
The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz
Feb 2012
Ringo Starr, Mark Moffett
- E43
Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas
Feb 2012
John Krasinski, Jenny Slate and musical guest Evanescence
- E44
The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine
Feb 2012
Kristen Bell, Bret McKenzie and comedian John Roy
- E45
"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher
Feb 2012
Dr Phil McGraw, Keegan-Michael Key and musical guest Alabama Shakes
- E46
The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon
Feb 2012
Martin Short, Jon Bernthal and musical guest Dr Dog
- E47
Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World
Feb 2012
Carol Burnett, Jon Glaser and musical guest Graffiti6
- E48
Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy
Feb 2012
Ice T & Coco, Adam Parry and musical guest Wale featuring Miguel
- E49
The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid
Feb 2012
Reese Witherspoon, RZA and a special performance of the live action graphic novel 'The Intergalactic Nemesis'
- E50
Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight
Feb 2012
Tom Arnold, Curt Schilling and comedian Myq Kaplan
- E51
Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain
Feb 2012
Steve Martin, Rebecca Romijn and musical guest Cake
- E52
The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo
Feb 2012
Amanda Seyfried, Andy Lewis & the US Pro Team and musical guest Fun.
- E53
Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric
Feb 2012
Jennifer Aniston, Ron and Amy Shirley and comedian Jay Larson
- E54
Annie, Get Your Glock
Feb 2012
Kevin Nealon, Mike Epps and musical guest Dhani Harrison
- E55
Death Wish 6: Natural Causes
Feb 2012
Artie Lange & Nick DiPaolo, Beth Behrs and musical guest Chiddy Bang
- E56
The Douche Who Lost His Bag
Feb 2012
Betty White, Ken Marino and musical guest Young Jeezy featuring Ne-Yo
- E57
Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues
Feb 2012
Khloe Kardashian Odom, Jeb Corliss and comedian Matt Knudsen
- E58
If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck
Mar 2012
Megan Mullally, Steven Ho and musical guest Mona
- E59
Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times
Mar 2012
Zac Efron, Kirby Bliss Blanton and musical guest Joe Louis Walker
- E60
Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van
Mar 2012
Don Cheadle, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Wzrd
- E61
Bridesmaids Revisited
Mar 2012
Ed Helms, Melissa Rauch and comedian Kumail Nanjiani
- E62
The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April
Mar 2012
Jon Hamm, Rob Riggle and comedian Mike Lawrence
- E63
She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not
Mar 2012
Ewan McGregor, David Mizejewski and comedian Dana Gould
- E64
Honey, I Shrunk the Show
Mar 2012
Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Schirripa and musical guest Sharon Van Etten Special miniConan episode that takes place on a shrunk down version of the Conan set.
- E65
The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion
Mar 2012
Will Ferrell, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Jasmine Van Den Bogaerde
- E66
El Episodio Con El Título Español
Mar 2012
Kristin Chenoweth, Liam Hemsworth and comedian Moshe Kasher
- E67
Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra
Mar 2012
Josh Hutcherson, Simon Pegg and musical guest Macy Gray
- E68
That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong
Mar 2012
Dana Carvey, Mayim Bialik and musical guest Donovan
- E69
The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows
Mar 2012
Christian Slater, Eliza Coupe and musical guest Galactic
- E70
Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's
Apr 2012
Neil Patrick Harris, Kate Micucci and musical guest Yuna
- E71
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.
Apr 2012
Mike Tyson, Chris Elliott and comedian Cy Amundson
- E72
Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™
Apr 2012
Seann William Scott, Maria Menounos and musical guest Heartless Bastards
- E73
The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx
Apr 2012
Aziz Ansari, Christina Hendricks and musical guest Good Old War
- E74
Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.
Apr 2012
Cory Monteith, Matt Kemp and comedian Tim Minchin
- E75
Flash Mob on the Bounty
Apr 2012
Jason Biggs, Phil and Willie Robertson and musical guest M. Ward
- E76
Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?
Apr 2012
Larry David, Lena Dunham and musical guest Craig Morgan
- E77
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.
Apr 2012
Nicole Richie, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Arctic Monkeys
- E78
The Bourne Thingamajigee
Apr 2012
Kevin Hart, Brittany Snow and musical guest First Aid Kit
- E79
The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)
Apr 2012
Patton Oswalt, Gabrielle Union and comedian Bo Burnham
- E80
Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five
Apr 2012
Sean Hayes, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Girls
- E81
Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local
Apr 2012
Kunal Nayyar, Krysten Ritter and musical guest Emeli Sande
- E82
I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags
Apr 2012
Kathy Griffin, Morgan Spurlock and comedian Erin Foley
- E83
How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?
Apr 2012
Simon Helberg, Jerry Crowley and musical guest Haley Reinhart
- E84
I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie
Apr 2012
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Brian Posehn and musical guest Ben Kweller
- E85
What are you Doing With My Freak On?
Apr 2012
Jack Black, Simon Doonan and musical guest Ingrid Michaelson
- E86
The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue
May 2012
Metta World Peace, Matt Walsh and musical guest The Lumineers
- E87
Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?
May 2012
Piers Morgan, Ben Falcone and musical guest Ed Sheeran
- E88
Table for Two, Said the Fatman
May 2012
Joel McHale, Nina Dobrev and comedian Reggie Watts
- E89
Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!
May 2012
Tom Selleck, Zosia Mamet and musical guest The Wombats
- E90
You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown
May 2012
Bill Maher, Gregg Allman and comedian Hannibal Burress
- E91
The Thingy of Finite Imagination
May 2012
Liam Neeson, Marc Maron and comedian Brody Stevens
- E92
Episode 257: Literally
May 2012
Wanda Sykes, Brooklyn Decker and musical guest Rufus Wainwright
- E93
The Channing Tatum Ultimatum
May 2012
Tracy Morgan, Bar Refaeli and comedian Trevor Boris
- E94
This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction
May 2012
Howie Mandel, Alice Eve and comedian John Ramsey
- E95
The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money
May 2012
Josh Brolin, Alison Brie and musical guest White Rabbits
- E96
The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It
Jun 2012
David Mizejewski, Aaron Paul and musical guest Neon Trees
- E97
The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?
Jun 2012
Charlize Theron, Curtis Stone and musical guest Bahamas
- E98
My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!
Jun 2012
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Breckin Meyer and musical guest JD McPherson
- E99
E-vite to a Murder
Jun 2012
Chris Hemsworth, Malin Akerman and comedian Jonah Ray
- E100
And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"
Jun 2012
Chicago - Jack McBrayer and musical guest Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
- E101
The Devil in the White Suburb
Jun 2012
Chicago - Andy Samberg and musical guest Eric Hutchinson
- E102
The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke
Jun 2012
Chicago - Johnny Galecki and musical guest Kids These Days
- E103
The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!
Jun 2012
Chicago - Adam Sandler, T.J. Miller and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
- E104
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris
Jun 2012
Martin Short, Aubrey Plaza and musical guest The Spring Standards
- E105
Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?
Jun 2012
Sharon Osbourne, Ashley Fiolek and comedian Chad Daniels
- E106
The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store
Jun 2012
Mitt Romney's Sons, Rob Corddry and musical guest Shinedown
- E107
A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon
Jun 2012
Seth Meyers, Jordana Brewster and musical guest The Avett Brothers
- E108
Godzilla vs. The Board of Education
Jun 2012
Mila Kunis, Joel Stein and comedian Rory Scovel
- E109
The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó
Jun 2012
Russell Brand and musical guest Big K.R.I.T
- E110
John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen
Jun 2012
Chris Pine, Anthony Mackie and musical guest El-P
- E111
Puss in Ugg Boots
Jun 2012
Mark Wahlberg, Billy Eichner and musical guest Infantree
- E112
Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly
Jul 2012
Denis Leary, Steve Byrne and comedian Cristela Alonzo
- E113
Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference
Jul 2012
Elijah Wood, Claire Smith and musical guest Kip Moore
- E114
Martin Short Meets Justin Long
Jul 2012
Bryan Cranston, Globe of Steel and musical guest Walk the Moon
- E115
Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown
Jul 2012
Freida Pinto, Chris Hardwick and comedian Sebastian Maniscalco
- E116
The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery
Jul 2012
Kevin Nealon, Ashley Benson and comedian Beth Stelling
- E117
Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol
Jul 2012
Eric McCormack, Eric Andre and musical guest The Xx
- E118
Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God
Jul 2012
Kate Beckinsale, Doug Fine and musical guest Tennis
- E119
Something, Something Japanese
Jul 2012
Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn and musical guest Flo Rida
- E120
Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory
Jul 2012
Colin Farrell, Angie Harmon and musical guest thenewno2
- E121
Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany
Jul 2012
Jeff Daniels, Chantal Sutherland and musical guest The Fray
- E122
The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully
Aug 2012
Jon Cryer, Moon Bloodgood and musical guest Jason Mraz
- E123
Audit at Fiscal Point
Aug 2012
Will Ferrell and musical guest Tenacious D
- E124
Understatement in Hyperbole Town
Aug 2012
Eric Stonestreet, Dominic Monaghan and musical guest Norah Jones
- E125
The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons
Aug 2012
Lisa Kudrow, Vince Gilligan and musical guest Grouplove
- E126
The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen
Aug 2012
Steve Carell, Ronda Rousey and musical guest Ziggy Marley
- E127
Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number
Aug 2012
Matt LeBlanc, Travis Pastrana and comedian Andy Haynes
- E128
The Land That Time Totally Blanked On
Aug 2012
Dax Shepard, Wendy Williams and musical guest Silversun Pickup
- E129
Are You There God? It's Me, Murder
Aug 2012
Isla Fisher, Dean Norris and musical guest Andrew W.K.
- E130
Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!
Aug 2012
Kristen Bell, Rebel Wilson and musical guest Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
- E131
The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp
Aug 2012
Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Birbiglia and comedian Dominic Dierkes
- E132
The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread
Sept 2012
David Mizejewski, Kunal Nayyar and comedian Todd Barry
- E133
The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar
Sept 2012
Lauren Graham, Rob Delaney and musical guest Best Coast
- E134
Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time
Sept 2012
Seth Green, Mary Lynne Rajskub and musical guest Milo Greene
- E135
The Murder of Steve Victim
Sept 2012
Kelsey Grammer, NeNe Leakes and musical guest The Head and the Heart
- E136
The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo
Sept 2012
Eva Longoria, James Marsden and comedian Roy Wood Jr.
- E137
Green Eggs and Jon Hamm
Sept 2012
Bob Costas, Lake Bell and musical guest The Hives
- E138
One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)
Sept 2012
Steven Ho, James Van Der Beek and musical guest The Walkmen
- E139
The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy
Sept 2012
Simon Cowell & Demi Levato and musical guest Nancy & Beth
- E140
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India
Sept 2012
Chris Colfer, Adam Scott and comedian Nikki Glaser
- E141
The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer
Sept 2012
Simon Helberg, Anna Kendrick and musical guest Delta Rae
E142Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation
Sept 2012
Ricky Gervais, Tig Notaro and musical guest Frank Turner
- E143
Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening
Sept 2012
Elizabeth Banks, Jordan Peele and musical guest Animal Collective
- E144
The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row
Sept 2012
Nathan Fillion, Bill Burr and musical guest Band of Horses
- E145
Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight
Sept 2012
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Deschanel and comedian Jamie Lee
- E146
Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard
Sept 2012
Jake Gyllenhaal, Karen Gillian and musical guest The Chevin
- E147
Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts
Oct 2012
Rashida Jones, Adam DeVine and musical guest The Shins
- E148
The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism
Oct 2012
Timothy Olyphant, Ashley Greene and comedian Hari Kondabolu
- E149
The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath
Oct 2012
Jennifer Garner, Terry Crews and musical guest Tegan & Sara
- E150
License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop
Oct 2012
Jenny McCarthy, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Slash featuring Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators
- E151
Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest
Oct 2012
Patton Oswalt, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka
- E152
Love Potion Number MGD 64
Oct 2012
Kevin Nealon, Steven Yeun and musical guest Ty Segall
- E153
Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain
Oct 2012
Anthony Anderson, Alex Wagner and musical guest Ellie Goulding
- E154
Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia
Oct 2012
Jeff Goldblum, Maggie Q and comedian Sean O'Connor
- E155
There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder
Oct 2012
Aziz Ansari, Chuck Lorre and musical guest Kendrick Lamar
- E156
Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo
Oct 2012
Will Arnett, Erin Burnett and musical guest Harry Shearer
- E157
When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent
Oct 2012
Rainn Wilson, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Two Door Cinema Club
- E158
A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan
Oct 2012
Simon Baker, Kaitlin Olson and comedian Reggie Watts
- E159
Part Four 6: Part Twelve
Oct 2012
Krysten Ritter, Blake Griffin and musical guest Bob Mould
- E160
Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker
Oct 2012
Katey Sagal, Hunter Pence and extreme pumpkin carver Tom Nardone
- E161
Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee
Oct 2012
Chelsea Handler, Nat Faxon and musical guest NeedToBreathe
E162The AARP Guide to Sexting
Nov 2012
John C. Reilly, Casey Wilson and musical guest Cory Chisel and The Wandering Sons
