Conan — Season 3
159 episodesFirst aired 5 November 2012
E1Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo
Nov 2012
Sarah Silverman, Brian Austin Green and musical guest Father John Misty
- E2
Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI
Nov 2012
Mindy Kaling, Willard Wigan and comedian Barry Rothbart
- E3
I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them
Nov 2012
Russell Brand, Dave Attell and musical guest Cat Power
- E4
The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies
Nov 2012
Javier Bardem, Lauren Cohan and musical guest Brandie Carlile
- E5
"Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was
Nov 2012
Joel McHale, James 'Bobo' Fay and comedian Samuel Comroe
- E6
The Vague Man Who Said Something
Nov 2012
Kristen Stewart, Glenn Howerton and musical guest Lianne La Havas
- E7
The Lorax XXX
Nov 2012
Kellan Lutz, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Jeff the Brotherhood
- E8
What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay
Nov 2012
Kate Walsh, Billy Connolly and musical guest Wild Belle
- E9
Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"
Nov 2012
Mel Brooks, Kristen Schaal and comedian Jon Dore
- E10
Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!
Nov 2012
Jessica Biel, Marc Maron and musical guest Alice Cooper
- E11
The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls
Nov 2012
Jason Sudeikis, Dick Van Dyke and musical guest NAS featuring Anthony Hamilton
- E12
The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss
Dec 2012
Zachary Quinto, Sasha Alexander and musical guest Punch Brothers
- E13
The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes
Dec 2012
Amy Poehler, Kevin Pollak and musical guest Ke$ha
- E14
Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?
Dec 2012
Jim Parsons, Jennifer Carpenter and musical guest Delta Spirit
- E15
The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing
Dec 2012
Ty Burrell, W. Kamau Bell and musical guest The Gaslight Anthem
- E16
Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope
Dec 2012
Seth MacFarlane, Retta and musical guest Jack White
- E17
The Narcoleptic Insomniac
Dec 2012
Nick Offerman, Chris O'Dowd and musical guest Graham Parker & The Rumour
- E18
Conan's Got a Cold
Dec 2012
Michael C. Hall, Charlyne Yi and comedian Tommy Johnagin
- E19
The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel
Dec 2012
Armie Hammer, Sheamus and musical guest Ryan Adams
- E20
Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'
Dec 2012
Amanda Seyfried, Adam Pally and comedian Jon Dore
- E21
The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit
Dec 2012
Chris Pratt, Anna Torv and musical guest Jose James
- E22
The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing
Dec 2012
Aubrey Plaza, Natalie Irish and comedian Kyle Kinane
- E23
Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"
Dec 2012
Paul Rudd, Rita Wilson and musical guest Benjamin Gibbard with Trio Ellas
- E24
6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go
Jan 2013
Courteney Cox, Chris D'elia and comedian Dan Soder
- E25
The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole
Jan 2013
Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie and musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
- E26
Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote
Jan 2013
Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra and musical guest Imagine Dragons
- E27
Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong
Jan 2013
Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart and musical guest ZZ Ward
- E28
All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off
Jan 2013
Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle and musical guest Chris Mann
- E29
Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish
Jan 2013
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer and comedian Baron Vaughn
- E30
The Chamomile Conundrum
Jan 2013
Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies and musical guest Trampled by Turtles
- E31
Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!
Jan 2013
Martin Short, David Boreanz and musical guest Jake Bugg
- E32
Siri, Where Is My Kidney?
Jan 2013
Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps and musical guest Coheed and Cambria
- E33
The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles
Jan 2013
Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls and musical guest The Lone Bellow
- E34
Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening
Jan 2013
Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson and musical guest Electric Guest
- E35
The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants
Jan 2013
Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton and comedian Mo Mandel
- E36
Sweet Home Al-Jazeera
Jan 2013
Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco and musical guest Los Straitjackets
- E37
The Day the Mime Stood Still
Jan 2013
Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez and comedian Adam Cayton-Holland
- E38
Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)
Jan 2013
Adam Scott, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Ben Folds Five
- E39
Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far
Jan 2013
We posted an entire episode of CONAN online, then we asked our fans to let their imaginations run wild and recreate their favorite moments. We then stitched those moments together to create a bold, experimental, and potentially disorienting show we call OCCUPY CONAN.
- E40
The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn
Feb 2013
William H. Macy, Harland Williams and musical guest Vintage Trouble
- E41
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags
Feb 2013
Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll and musical guest Randy Houser
- E42
Yahtzee at the OK Corral
Feb 2013
Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross and musical guest Dirty Projectors
- E43
The Strange Case of Case Strangerson
Feb 2013
Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn and comedian Darryl Lenox
- E44
The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice
Feb 2013
Don Cheadle, Bill Burr and musical guest Ed Sheeran
- E45
The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication
Feb 2013
Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson and comedian Jackie Kashian
- E46
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School
Feb 2013
Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow and musical guest Lupe Fiasco featuring Guy Sebastian
- E47
Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"
Feb 2013
Dr. Phil, Julianne Hough and musical guest The Vaccines
- E48
The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery
Feb 2013
Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins and musical guest Lisa Loeb
- E49
"Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster
Feb 2013
Nicole Polizzi & Jenni Farley, Ken Marino and comedian Mark Normand
- E50
The Roomba with a View
Feb 2013
Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Family of the Year
E51The All-Girl Sausage Party
Feb 2013
Zooey Deschanel, Ben McKenzie and musical guest Japandroids
- E52
You Have the Right to Remain Naked
Feb 2013
Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult and musical guest Tenacious D
- E53
The Legend of Legend Cove
Feb 2013
Johnny Galecki, The Miz and musical guest Hunter Hunted
- E54
The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk
Feb 2013
Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman and comedian Eugene Mirman
- E55
Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title
Mar 2013
Jane Lynch, Justin Chon and musical guest Sarah Darling
- E56
Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy
Mar 2013
Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman and musical guest Frightened Rabbit
E57The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose
Mar 2013
Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Ian Edwards
- E58
A Time to Kill Time
Mar 2013
James Franco, Robert Kirkman and musical guest Jamie N. Commons
- E59
The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances
Mar 2013
Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver
- E60
The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable
Mar 2013
Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev and comedian Alex Koll
- E61
Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes
Mar 2013
Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman and musical guest Aimee Mann
- E62
The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie
Mar 2013
Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington and musical guest Luke Bryan
E63I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins
Mar 2013
Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton and musical guest Langhorne Slim & The Law
E64The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?
Mar 2013
Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor and comedian Emily Heller
- E65
The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle
Mar 2013
Seth Green, Charles Phoenix and musical guest The Milk Carton Kids
- E66
The Ginger Went Down to Georgia
Apr 2013
Atlanta - Seth Rogen and musical guest Earthquake
- E67
It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta
Apr 2013
Atlanta - Paul Rudd and musical guest Von Grey
- E68
Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured
Apr 2013
Atlanta - Steven Yeun, Darius Rucker and special appearance by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
- E69
The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title
Apr 2013
Atlanta - Charles Barkley and musical guest Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
- E70
The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake
Apr 2013
Adam Sandler, Molly Shanon and comedian Nate Bargatze
- E71
The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut
Apr 2013
Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and musical guest Escondido
- E72
Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville
Apr 2013
Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade and musical guest The Three O'Clock
- E73
Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel
Apr 2013
Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale and musical guest Dropkick Murphys
- E74
The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis
Apr 2013
Chelsea Handler, James Lesure and comedian Bengt Washburn
- E75
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer
Apr 2013
Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo and musical guest Beth Hart
- E76
Django Snowchained
Apr 2013
Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro and musical guest Fall Out Boy
- E77
Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation
Apr 2013
Eva Mendes, Chris Messina and musical guest Alt-J
- E78
Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III
Apr 2013
Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer and musical guest Old Crow Medicine Show
- E79
Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services
Apr 2013
Ke$ha, Jonathan and Andy Hillstrand
- E80
Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis
May 2013
Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham and musical guest Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real
E81Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name
May 2013
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget and comedian Shane Mauss
- E82
The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me
May 2013
Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz and comedian Jay Larson
- E83
The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch
May 2013
Edie Falco, Marc Maron and musical guest Iron & Wine
- E84
Press "Pound" for Murder
May 2013
Simon Helberg, John Collins and musical guest Marina & the Diamonds
- E85
The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige
May 2013
Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes and musical guest RNDM
- E86
There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!
May 2013
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha and musical guest The Slide Brothers featuring Shemekia Copeland
- E87
IMDBCooper
May 2013
Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Beware of Darkness
- E88
"Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower
May 2013
Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham and comedian Jen Kirkman
- E89
The Princess and the P. Diddy
May 2013
Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub and musical guest The Black Angels
- E90
Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke
May 2013
Ed Helms, Alice Eve and musical guest The Wizards
- E91
The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!
May 2013
Jesse Eisenberg, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Thirty Seconds to Mars
- E92
The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard
May 2013
Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa and musical guest The Mowgli's
- E93
Butt-Dial M for Murder
Jun 2013
Ellen Page, Craig Robinson and comedian Myq Kaplan
- E94
The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas
Jun 2013
Nick Offerman, Lena Headey and musical guest Divine Fits
- E95
The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers
Jun 2013
Alexander Skarsgard, Gerorge R.R. Martin and musical guest Houndmouth
- E96
Alien Meets The Fokkers
Jun 2013
Danny Mcbride, Giada De Laurentiis and musical guest Capital Cities
- E97
The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad
Jun 2013
Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughn, Maria Menounos and musical guest New Politics
- E98
Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing
Jun 2013
Jonah Hill, Coco & Ice-T and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
- E99
Escape from Podcast Mountain
Jun 2013
Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels and comedian Erik Charles Nielsen
- E100
The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6
Jun 2013
Usher, Eesha Khare and musical guest She & Him
- E101
The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.
Jun 2013
Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander and comedian Roy Wood Jr.
- E102
The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest
Jun 2013
Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson and musical guest Mavis Staples
- E103
Never Name Your Daughter Dilda
Jun 2013
Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr and musical guest Ryan Bingham
- E104
The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!
Jun 2013
Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe and musical guest Eve
- E105
The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy
Jul 2013
Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon and comedian Brent Morin
- E106
When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.
Jul 2013
Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer and musical guest Portugal. The Man
- E107
My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Jul 2013
Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam and musical guest Bernhoft
- E108
The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"
Jul 2013
John Malkovich, Derek Waters and musical guest Skillet
- E109
The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie
Jul 2013
Charlie Day, Brittney Griner and musical guest The Neighbourhood
- E110
There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm
Jul 2013
Howie Mandel, Prof. Brian Cox and musical guest Mikal Cronin
- E111
Zero on the Richter Scale
Jul 2013
Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz and musical guest Pretty Lights featuring Talib Kweli
- E112
Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S
Jul 2013
Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn and comedian Pete Holmes
- E113
99% Effort, 1% Milk.
Jul 2013
Bill Hader, Lake Bell and musical guest Jimmy Eat World
- E114
Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters
Jul 2013
Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani and musical guest The 1975
- E115
"What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek
Jul 2013
Aaron Paul, Nick Frost and musical guest Bastille
- E116
Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy
Jul 2013
Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard and comedian Dwayne Perkins
- E117
Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes
Jul 2013
Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco and musical guest Franz Ferdinand
- E118
One If by Land, Two If by Jetski
Jul 2013
Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley and comedian Dan St. Germaine
- E119
Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge
Jul 2013
Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan and musical guest Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
- E120
My Big Fat Greek Landlord
Aug 2013
Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss and musical guest Tom Odell
- E121
Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening
Aug 2013
Steve Martin & Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin
- E122
Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)
Aug 2013
Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna and musical guest Florida Georgia Line
- E123
Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning
Aug 2013
Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Julian McCullough
- E124
The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference
Aug 2013
Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer and musical guest Twenty One Pilots
- E125
Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.
Aug 2013
Val Kilmer, Amber Heard and musical guest Paramore
- E126
Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D
Aug 2013
Liam Hemsworth, Chloe Grace.Moretz and musical guest J. Cole
- E127
The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One
Aug 2013
Eric Bana, Josh Gad and musical guest The National
- E128
Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas
Aug 2013
Harrison Ford, Donald Faison and comedian Kurt Braunohler
- E129
The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched
Sept 2013
Jason Biggs, Alison Pill and comedian Rory Scovel
- E130
The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"
Sept 2013
Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton and musical guest Spin Doctors
- E131
DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN
Sept 2013
Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Delta Rae
- E132
The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter
Sept 2013
Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich and comedian Tony Deyo
- E133
A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change
Sept 2013
Simon Pegg, Martin Riese and musical guest Local Natives
- E134
The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead
Sept 2013
Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz and musical guest Gov't Mule
- E135
Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading
Sept 2013
Key and Peele, Charlene Yi and musical guest Wavves
- E136
Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango
Sept 2013
Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox and musical guest Jason Isbell
- E137
The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In
Sept 2013
Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi and musical guest Atlas Genius
- E138
Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills
Sept 2013
Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan and comedian Sammy Obeid
- E139
The Fast and the Bi-Curious
Sept 2013
Louis C.K. and musical guest Thompson Square
- E140
Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White
Sept 2013
The Cast & Creator of Breaking Bad and musical guest Los Cuates De Sinaloa
- E141
Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent
Sept 2013
Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne and comedian Mike Lawrence
- E142
The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album
Sept 2013
The Cast of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia and musical guest Deer Tick
- E143
Word Is a Four-Letter Word
Sept 2013
Andy Samberg, Slash and musical guest Slash & Miles Kennedy
- E144
The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of
Sept 2013
Demi Lovato, J.B. Smoove and musical guest Moby
- E145
Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home
Oct 2013
Adam Scott, Hannah Simone and musical guest Jake Bugg
- E146
Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3
Oct 2013
CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant and musical guest Goodie Mob
- E147
A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode
Oct 2013
Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan and comedian Erin Foley
- E148
Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper
Oct 2013
Steven Yeun, Eric Andre, Aparna Nancherla
- E149
The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined
Oct 2013
Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon and musical guest Jake Owen
- E150
Throwing Shade Since 1993
Oct 2013
Ke$ha, Jessie Bering and musical guest Fitz and the Tantrums
- E151
Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.
Oct 2013
Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson and musical guest Ricky Skaggs & Bruce Hornsby
- E152
Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men
Oct 2013
Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes and musical guest Tedeschi Trucks Band
- E153
The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype
Oct 2013
Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss and comedian Sam Simmons
- E154
The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"
Oct 2013
Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll and musical guest Okkervil River
- E155
Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime
Oct 2013
Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine and musical guest Lindsey Stirling
- E156
Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed
Oct 2013
20 Years of Conan - Steven Wright
- E157
Two Decades, Two Laughs
Oct 2013
20 Years of Conan - Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield
- E158
A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences
Oct 2013
20 Years of Conan - Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson and musical guest Queens of the Stone Age
- E159
That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years
Oct 2013
20 Years of Conan - Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus
