23 episodesFirst aired 3 November 2002
E1Nov 200222m
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
E2Nov 200222m
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
E3Nov 200222m
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
E4Nov 200222m
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
E5Dec 200222m
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
E6Dec 200222m
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
E7Dec 200222m
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
E8Jan 200322m
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
E9Jan 200322m
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
E10Jan 200322m
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
E11Feb 200322m
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
E12Feb 200322m
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
E13Feb 200322m
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
E14Mar 200322m
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
E15Mar 200322m
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
E16Mar 200322m
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
E17Mar 200322m
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
E18Apr 200322m
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
E19Apr 200322m
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
E20May 200322m
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
E21May 200322m
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
E22May 200322m
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
E23May 200322m
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
