22 episodesFirst aired 2 November 2003
E1Nov 200322m
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
E2Nov 200322m
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
E3Nov 200322m
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
E4Nov 200322m
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
E5Nov 200322m
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
E6Dec 200322m
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
E7Dec 200322m
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
E8Jan 200422m
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
E9Jan 200422m
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
E10Feb 200422m
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
E11Feb 200422m
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
E12Feb 200422m
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
E13Mar 200422m
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
E14Mar 200422m
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
E15Mar 200422m
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
E16Mar 200422m
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
E17Apr 200422m
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
E18Apr 200422m
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
E19May 200422m
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
E20May 200422m
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
E21May 200422m
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
E22May 200422m
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.
