20 episodesFirst aired 12 October 2004
The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?
E1Oct 20048m
In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.
E2Oct 20047m
Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.
E3Nov 20046m
O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.
E4Nov 20046m
Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.
E5Nov 200410m
The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.
E6Nov 20043m
Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.
E7Dec 20045m
Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.
E8Dec 20044m
(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.
E9Dec 20046m
O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.
E10Jan 20055m
The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.
E11Jan 20056m
Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.
E12Feb 20057m
Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.
E13Mar 200516m
The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.
E14Mar 20058m
Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.
E15Mar 200510m
Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.
E16Mar 20054m
Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.
E17Apr 20055m
The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.
E18May 20055m
Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.
E19May 20055m
O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.
E20May 20058m
Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.