Red vs. Blue — Season 5
23 episodesFirst aired 30 September 2006
The fifth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Three new arrivals keep the Red and Blue armies on their toes as they fight, bicker and argue for control of the universe's most worthless piece of real estate -- a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. In the riotous conclusion of the series that took the Internet by storm, The Blood Gulch Chronicles return with the usual gang of luckless troops -- joined by a mysterious stranger, a half-alien child, and a crashed ship. Together they discover a hidden world that could finally answer the question, "Why are we here?"
E1You Can't Park Here
Sept 20068m
It’s the happy day for the Blood Gulch crew as new arrivals upset everything.
E2Got Your Back
Oct 20064m
As Church argues with Simmons and Grif, a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship. Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing Church to retreat to the base.
E3Baby Steps
Oct 20064m
Church attempts to call Vic for reinforcements, but is stalled by an elaborate answering machine system. Meanwhile, the back door of the ship opens, and an unseen entity emerges.
E4Sibling Arrivalries
Oct 20065m
Grif's newly arrived sister gets acquainted with her new friends.
E5The Grif Reaper
Nov 20064m
As Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Tucker wakes from his coma. Sister explains to the Reds that Command has promoted a soldier and sent her to fill in.
E6In Memoriam
Nov 20064m
A very depressing funeral takes place at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, with everyone sharing eulogies.
E7Strong Male Figure
Nov 20064m
Church and Tucker admire the new abomination, while Grif reveals to Simmons that Sister is colorblind.
E8Yellow Fever
Dec 20066m
In order to keep her safe, Grif confronts the Blues and convinces them to take Sister.
E9Brass Tacks
Dec 20064m
Now on the Blue Team, Sister gets a tour of Blue Base and meets its members.
E10The Nesting Theory
Jan 20074m
The Blues are attacked by an angry Tex, while Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave to look for Sarge.
E11Spelunked
Jan 20073m
Sarge and Donut go adventuring in the caves, while Tex and Sister have a little chat.
E12The Haystack
Feb 20075m
While the Blues decide to reboot Sheila, Grif and Simmons look out for bats and snakes.
E13Terms and Provisions
Feb 20074m
While Sarge and Donut find an unconscious Simmons underground, Church and Tex help Caboose with his womanizing skills.
E14Missed Direction
Mar 20075m
As the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned by his captors, the Blues execute their plan.
E15Where Credit Is Due
Mar 20075m
The Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence program to the ship's on-board computer. Meanwhile, Grif recounts his interrogation.
E16Biting The Hand
Mar 20075m
While Tex tells the Blues about her adventures with York, the Red team discover a surveillance system in the cavern.
E17Tucker Knows Best
Apr 20074m
After giving his son, Junior, some life lessons, Tucker, along with Church and Tex, go investigate the Red base.
E18Loading....
Apr 20075m
The Reds decide to take control of the deserted Blue base. Meanwhile, Sheila, now uploaded into the ship, tells Caboose about Omega's whereabouts.
E19The Wrong Crowd
Apr 20074m
While Simmons hears an echo in the cavern and leaves to investigate, Tex interrogates Church.
E20Uncommunicado
May 20077m
While the Blues are ambushed by Wyoming and Gamma, the Reds find Andy, who tells them that Omega has infected a revived Captain Flowers.
E21Same Old, Same Old
May 20076m
While Caboose leaves Sheila to go rescue his teammates, Tucker finds out that Wyoming has the ability to time loop.
E22Repent, The End Is Near
Jun 20076m
As Omega begins his master plan, the Wyoming clones wreak havoc in Blood Gulch.
E23Why Were We Here?
Jun 200717m
In the finale of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, the Reds and Blues attempt to stop Omega at all costs, before he is able to execute his plan of enslaving an entire alien race. It's the end of many things, but it ain't over 'till it's over.
